May 2012
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going-to-scranton: CAROL!! CAROL!!
May 31st
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yepperoni: if u guys dont kno about this show its a game show where people have to do things in complete darkness  
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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insidelime: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
May 28th
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May 28th
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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tittyminaj: theterriblechild: omg cher died
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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meberaco: jentayro: oh shit son guess which smooth motherfu- bicycle where the fuck are my cookies where the fuck did they go WHAAAAAT
May 27th
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May 27th
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iboughtafuckinggateau: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
May 27th
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May 27th
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police: THIS IS THE POLICE OPEN YOUR DOOR
me: not with that attitude
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 21st
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